Posted 10:38 AM by Anthony Carboni
Look up there! No, higher... higher... that's it! A new comic! Can you believe it? Be very quiet, though, or you might scare it away. Yeah, we're pretty slack. We're the Mega Man programming team of online comics. "Can't we just make the same game over and over again? No one will notice. Really, we can? Awesome. Can we use all the same robots? Its a really nice day, can we go program outside?"

But I digress. And digest. The same Thanksgiving leftovers I've been eating all weekend... I don't think this stuffing's holding up well, and neither is my stomach lining. *Ahem* There I go again. Now you see why we can't focus enough to put out a four-panel comic strip.

So I'm just going to give up and chew down some Ritalin. Go here, here, and here, then sign here in triplicate.

And be sure to tell all your friends about our wonderful comic which is updated monthly. Thank you.

Posted 7:05 PM by Anthony Carboni
I have a message for all of you from my scanner, and the message is this: My scanner totally respects scanning. It has a warm place in its heart for scanning, and completely understands the importance a task like scanning holds. However, it asks that we respect its individuality. Just because scanning makes other scanners happy, it doesn't make EVERYONE happy.

That being said, my scanner asks that we don't box it in. My scanner simply doesn't have a passion for taking drawings and turning them into editable digitally formatted images. And if you don't love what you do, you become soulless.

My scanner isn't 'broken,' ladies and gentleman. Rather, it is finally 'fixed,' after all this time. I ask that you please support my scanner in its new direction in life, as such major life changes can already be jarring without the criticism of the ones you love.

Maybe tomorrow it will be in more of a scanning mood.

Posted 6:27 PM by Alan Mazzotta
If you have time before Friday one of the best movies to come out in a long time is being pulled from most theaters because nobody went to see it. That movie is Waking Life, and despite a somewhat long beginning it is a top quality film. Like I said if you got the time see the movie, you will love it.

In other news robots are now dispensing the coke at your local McDonalds. That's right robots. Your coke is ensured to be chilled to perfection, filled to the proper level, and never cursed by the foul touch of human hands. Who could ask for more?

Well that's the long and the short of what I got to say, maybe next time I'll regal you with the story of when Anthony and I truly were cursed, I just don't feel verbose right now.

Posted 8:43 PM by Alan Mazzotta
It's been a long day, so long in fact that I have no idea if there will be a new comic above this post or not. If there is then it was all Anthony, because I was at school until 10 p.m. and then came home only to get yelled at, and therefore by the time I got to my computer Anthony was away, which means either there is no strip because I wasn't here to assmeble it, or that he is the coolest guy ever, and did all the work himself. I suck, if there is no comic I apologize to the six you, our fans, and promise it will be up tomorrow.

That's all for now, have a better day than mine.
Later.

Posted 6:30 PM by Anthony Carboni
So maybe I should explain today's comic... no, I shouldn't, because its silly and self-explainatory. So instead I will use this space for a public service announcement.

You can't take a bear in a fight!
Look, I know you think maybe you can. We all do, deep down. We think things like "Well, I'm like 5'10", and a bear's like what? 7 feet? So I mean, its got a slight reach advantage, and its a bit bigger than me--"
No, my friend. You are wrong. Bears and huge and scary and wiley. Haven't you ever seen The Edge? Man, that bear followed Alec Baldwin and Anthony Hopkins all through that effing forest, and then, when they got on the plane back to civilization, it hid in the cargo hold like Julian Sands in Warlock. It followed them through the woods like a hitman. It built bridges and used GPS units to find them.

You CAN'T take a bear, okay? Bears are the Freddy Kreuger of the forest. They are nature's Jason Voorhees, and there's nothing you can do to stop them.

So if you see a bear, even at your local wildlife preserve, stab it with a machete and run.

And that's One to Grow On.

Posted 6:46 PM by Alan Mazzotta
Welcome to the first real comic since the move to Keenspace. Before I start reciving Xbox defense mail, let me explain that we don't necessearily hate the Xbox as much as we hate crappy games. However, the Xbox is slotted to have alot of these crappy games- only a few of which I personally am really excited about - and those are made by Sega. I guess my thing is that I like innovation. The Xbox looks to have a little innovation but a whole lot more of the same box-pushing/sniping/extreme box-pushing that represents everything I dislike about the games of today. Not to mention Yuji Naka is going with the Gamecube so I must do the same in the desperate hope of Nights 2.

In any extent, now that all that is overwith let me whore the contest a little bit more: enter to win MYSTERIOUS JAPANESE PRIZE PACK LUNCHBOX OF DOOM! Remember, you only have until November 20, so get cracking!

Well I'm spent, time for ice cream and comics.
Later on kids.

Posted 1:50 PM by Anthony Carboni
Well, since we're getting some decent Keenspace- and contest- inspired traffic today, I thought I might redirect some of it towards my other website, evilprimate.com. Why? 'Cause I'm a whore. Love me... please...

Posted 9:01 PM by Alan Mazzotta
Man, no more stealing space from someone else's server! We're all "legitimate" now. There goes my hardcore edge. Oh well, honestly I couldn't be happier about the whole situation.

You know what else I couldn't be happier about? This contest (click the link above for details). Who doesn't want crazy Japnaese toys, as well as the chance to make fun of Joe? The prizes are so great. You all are very lucky Anthony was able to get that grand prize from my deadly kung-fu grip, cause I want one badly. However, thanks to my graciousness and an eight-ball in a sock across the head from Anthony, we offer it and all the other prizes to you, our adoring fans who will, no doubt, come here every tuesday and thursday until the end of time.

Later
Keep on rockin' the suburbs, kids and I'll keeping rockin' this comic.

P.S. Joe knows what we are doing and is totally cool with it.

Posted 5:31 AM by Anthony Carboni
Hmmm... testing, testing... Keenspace? Is anyone-- hello? Hmm...